To-be-a-Good-Friend Recipe

INGREDIENTS FOR TWO PEOPLE

1 handful of goodwill and loyalty

2 tablespoons of friendliness

2 tablespoons of humor

1 or 2 disputes, plus a pinch of jealousy

5 oz of joy and smiles

3 pounds of patience

1 whole glass of goodness

2 glasses of respect

5 teaspoons of scolding

6 glasses of love

love jam to taste

PREPARATION

Preheat your mind and heart to have a good time. For a good friendship, take a large bowl and pour goodwill and loyalty. Add kindness and respect. Then mix all of that up.

For a solid friendship, some disputes are needed. So add them and put a bit kindness too. Also add joy and smiles, follow me with a bit of jealousy. This mixture must be done with great patience. Then add the scolding, and finally add love.

When the mixture is ready, put humor in the bowl and cover everything with love jam. It is ready to be enjoyed for many years.